The MicroPHP Manifesto

The MicroPHP Manifesto

If you've just started out with PHP and have been surfing around to getting a solid understanding of the best practices you need to follow, you could easily find yourself facing a huge pile of contradicting leads all around the web. Some of them very helpful indeed, while others totally misguiding sometimes. While I could ramble for hours trying to tell you what's best for you, I'm afraid that could only add more confusion to your already collected stack. …more

The Unfollow Manifesto

At some point in the past I've decided to follow you on Twitter or any other social network, because you appeared to be a person whose postings I might be interested in.

But recently you've noticed me unfollowing you.

Now you're confused/sad/angry. Don't be. I am just following my three simple rules.

  1. You may unfollow me at any given time, because what I post might not be your cup of tea. It's okay, no hard feelings. I won't take that as an insult. (Really.) I assume we're still cool outside said service, unless of course I wrote some horrible shit that offended you, in which case I am probably sorry.

  2. I may unfollow you at any given time, because what you post might not be my cup of tea. It's okay, tho. You shouldn't take that as an insult. (Really.) You can assume we're still cool outside said service, unless of course you wrote some horrible shit that offended me, in which case you can probably go fuck yourself.

  3. If you take my unfollowing you as an insult, that's your problem, not mine. (Really.)


A copy of this "manifesto" (tongue in cheek, all aboard the manifesto train…) can be found on Github. Feel free to fork, share or ignore it. It's okay. (Really.)

Mesazh privat dërguar Ministres Çitaku

Vlora Citaku

Ministre e dashtun,

Të përgëzoj për guximin intelektual që ke shfaq në dy statuset e tua t'fundit, me kritiken tejet nënçmuese ndaj Hoxhës së nderuem Irfan Salihu.

Duke pas parasysh se unë të vlerësoj lartë si një pseudo-intelektuale e shquar, e dëshmuar me aktivitetin tënd politik deri më sot, mund të them se është e pashmangshme që një numër i konsiderueshëm i të afërmëve të tu, telespektatorëve, dhe të tjerë që të njohin mund të mashtrohen dhe të besojnë se ti je një person i denjë që gjithmonë thua të vërtetën. Prandaj, besoj se është shumë relevante që s'bashku me mendimin tënd të postuar, të kishe ofruar edhe linkun e videos në të cilën hoxha Irfan shpreh pikëpamjen e tij, plotësisht të bazuar në argumente fetare dhe racionale, dhe tejet në përputhshmëri me realitetin e hidhur në terren. …more